BONZER STUFF

Everytime I feel knackered and down in the mouth
On the verge of dispatching my favorite louse
I take off and drop in at a place round the corner
Sort of boozer where wizards sell hooch and hot porno

No no I don’t know
What can stop the snow
A sec – and your special potion is ready
Just have a sip – and your bum starts vibrating
Booze bonzer stuff and get happy Shake shake…

To make bum-shake cocktail you need twenty toads
You mix their blood with some juice of young cods
To soften the flavour you add viper’s poison
Toads, cods and vipers – must be well-chosen

No no I don’t know
What can stop the snow
A sec – and your special potion is ready
Just have a sip – and your bum starts vibrating
Booze bonzer stuff and get happy Shake shake…

Shakin’ Mixin’ Blendin’ Fixin’
But don’t spill your cocktail all over the stripper
She’ll turn into dust making gloom only deeper

No no I don’t know
What can stop the snow
A sec – and your special potion is ready
Just have a sip – and your bum starts vibrating
Booze bonzer stuff and get happy Shake shake…

Infection –
This is a pink of perfection